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What the Critics said:
"He's not really my father, is he?" -- E. Learn
"Schizo on a good day." -- M. McGrath
"Typically smart-alecky"
-- G. Hartman
"I didn't say that!"
-- M. McCloud
"Funnier than Al Gore."
-- D. McCandless
"He's diseased."
-- N. Henson-Verb
"Fully self-absorbed ... incredibly ignorant."
-- G. van Lier
"Not even *considered* as a cast member of Survivor!" -- CBS News
"Tasty, but less filling." -- Cousin Otto
"His numbers aren't fuzzy, that's just his brain talking." -- A. Gore
"Oh, brother." -- S. Grinn
"Rides bikes instead of driving, at least when he's not too lazy to get off his tuchus." -- Heaterup Oil Co.
"Please take me off your mailing list." -- E. Learn
"Please take me off your mailing list." -- J. Learn
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