ANDESTREA: NASSAU
The vacation of a lifetime awaits you in Nassau, and we guarantee that no other agency has the tenacity to take you there! After all, with fallows and natural monstrosy awaiting your viewing pleasure, no agency can guarantee safe passage. (Our secret? We don't either.)
The "Nassau: Captured in Time!" Tour
Centuries ago, Nassau paid the terrible price for its iniquity, as the fury of the Eaushorn erupted and swallowed it whole within one horrific day. Now, due to a special arrangement with a cash-deficient member of the secret legasar order Stasis, you can relive those last fateful moments of Nassau's tragic history.
Taste volcanic ash on your lips as sulfur pinches your lungs! Feel the earth tremble beneath your feet as the curse of Oalis comes to roost on this infamous city! Watch your friends plummet into large crevices, without nary the time for complaint. (And if we're lying, may the ground open up and swallow us.)
Nassau: You'll never feel the wrath of the gods like this again.
Rock Gardens of Verduk
Scores of exquisite statues, suitably weathered by time, are scattered throughout the shattered ruins of once-mighty Nassau, their resemblance to real people remarkably uncanny -- almost as if they were once real people, but are now entombed forever in hot ash and lava. (Naaaw....) Some imagine it to be more than just coincidence, but as they say, life mimics art. (Or is it the other way around?) You know you'll never know for sure until you vacation in exciting Nassau, with a trusty rock hammer tucked in your back pocket. Core sample, anyone?
Opulent Mudbaths & Saunas!
Hundreds of years after Nassau, the surface of the Eaushorn still erupts around unwary travelers with pools of boiling mud, all without reason or warning -- almost as much fun as playing craps but with stakes that really count! Thrill to the suspense of the unexpected, and maybe even take a quick dip into bottomless pits of therapeutic sludge, heated to more than 300 degrees past body temperature, all for your private relaxation and comfort. We promise, you'll be saying "Aaaaah!" in no time.
