Welcome to the land of the Blukh, children of dirt and spawn of the bedrock! If you've ever wanted to experience life with the little people, you'll thrill to this trip. They're chips off the old block, little more than 1500 stone's throws away from the survivable borders of Andestrea. Sip some shard-onay, strike some sparks, and flint away the time.
Blukh Desert
Past the far eastern fallows of Andestrea lies a land where the fire is never quenched and the worm never dies! Yes, welcome to the sweet sunny homeland of the blukh, with miles and miles of undeveloped beach front for your personal enjoyment, and without the inconvenience of the water that would undoubtedly make it stick cloyingly to your skin! Roll in it, play in it, build with it, cook with it, we guarantee that every grain of sand is toasty hot hot HOT hot! (ouch.)
 | Legal Disclaimer:- Do not roll in sand.
- Do not play in sand.
- Do not build with sand.
- Do not cook with sand.
- Do not fall asleep on sand.
- Do not kick sand in your friend's eyes and laugh.
- Do not touch sand.
- DO wear 150-factor sunblock.
- Don't say we didn't warn you.
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Hunt the Daagon
According to blukha myth, the sun (Daagon) is really the greatest omlédra of them all, out to scorch the land and consume any blukh foolish enough to emerge from the protective sanctuary of the underground. Of course, this could easily just be superstition at its worst, and if it's not, maybe an omlédra ain't so bad after all. (You know these nasty silly little rumors all spread and grow over time...)
So buckle on that sword, grab your best lasso, throw on a decent hat, and mount up, partners! You've got a sun to catch!
